Posts Tagged ‘books’

The Real Truth about Santa

Monday, February 22nd, 2010


Yes, this Little Goldie Book (which slipped through the cracks during LGB tribute week) exposed kids to a horrifying secret about Ol’ St. Nick.. And that secret is that Santa’s budget matches that of the household to which presents are delivered. If you ever wondered why the rich kids got the best presents even though they were obnoxious little brats all year long, now you know. Discovered under the canned goods shelf during the remodeling of the Fare-deal Market in Altoona, IA.

Last Train to Wrongsville

Friday, February 12th, 2010

Despite the controversy, we felt the need for posterity’s sake to post a picture of this “very special episode” of Goldie Books. It’s bad enough they tempt us with pots of gold and wishes, but seriously, this goes too far. Thanks to the Super Swap Meet in Blair, NE for this horrific tale of “stranger danger”. We hope you’ve enjoyed our week of Little Goldie Book goodness!

Be Careful What You Wish For

Thursday, February 11th, 2010


What kid hasn’t, at least in passing, wished death upon a sibling? Especially a younger one who gets all the attention! Well, this “wonderful life” story vividly shows youngsters the consequences of having the Almighty do your dirty work. Thanks to Aunt Vivian in Benton Ridge for the loan of this classic.

That Old Silk Hat

Wednesday, February 10th, 2010


Our week-long tribute to Little Goldie Books continues! This “Scary Christmas” tale warns us all of the dark powers that infest magic hats, and reminds us that the sun is our friend. Pried from the hands of a tearful youngster, this book was sold for a mere dime at a garage sale in Cecilton, MD.

Bringin’ Home Dinner

Tuesday, February 9th, 2010


Who knew Walt’s disdain for parents went as far as the ugly duckling’s mom? Birds is birds, I suppose. This classic book, which was found in a dentist’s waiting room in Jeanerette, Louisiana, most likely scarred more kids than Bambi ever did.

I put a Spell on You..

Monday, February 8th, 2010


Today’s post begins a week-long tribute to Little Goldie Books. I’m sure many 40-something satanists still have fond memories of this little gem, which was buried in a stack of Life magazines in a basement in Salt Lake City until recently.

Life Lessons for Little Ones..

Monday, February 1st, 2010

Here’s a classic Little Goldie Book (found at a rummage sale in Florence, Alabama) that teaches kids a valuable life lesson. We’ve all had bad days, but Mr. Bear’s might just be the worst. Boy, it’s hard to find these things in mint condition!