The Real Truth about Santa

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Yes, this Little Goldie Book (which slipped through the cracks during LGB tribute week) exposed kids to a horrifying secret about Ol’ St. Nick.. And that secret is that Santa’s budget matches that of the household to which presents are delivered. If you ever wondered why the rich kids got the best presents even though they were obnoxious little brats all year long, now you know. Discovered under the canned goods shelf during the remodeling of the Fare-deal Market in Altoona, IA.

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