The Power of Consumerism Compels You!

People have falsely accused iconic marketing images like Hello Kitty of being the product of satanic endeavors, but in this case I’m pretty sure it’s true. These little demonic hamsters are everywhere, and kids are just scooping them up. Did anyone notice the extensive power requirements to run them? I’m just sayin’ keep the holy water handy. By the way, do you think they asked Linda Blair for an endorsement? Although they can be found everywhere, this is one turned up at the St. Vincent’s Swap Meet in Corydon, KY.

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One Response to “The Power of Consumerism Compels You!”

  1. Gotham Knight says:

    Their radiance cannot be denied! La! f’twn p’twgn Pazuzu!