I’ll Never Eat Turkey Breast Again

We don’t usually journey into reality on a Monday, but this real kitchen item just had to be acknowledged. It actually looks pretty useful, and since it actually “hooks” a turkey, even the title is a very logical and acceptable pun. But, the image it conjures should have been left to the imagination. Perhaps they could advertise the package as being a diet aid as well. It sure killed my appetite.

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2 Responses to “I’ll Never Eat Turkey Breast Again”

  1. akasarahsmom says:

    ROFL… it’s the high heels that crack me up.. hilarious!

  2. Gotham Knight says:

    I would have loved to to have been in the room at the marketing meeting. “You see, she’s a hooker! Because it….hooks the turkey. Turkey…..hooker, get it?”