I’ve seen some unusual promotional tie-ins, but this one is rather unfortunate. Who knew that right after this Paul Reubens would be caught jerky-ing his own beef? Apparently Jack didn’t. Still, for the chance to win Pee-Wee’s bowtie, I’d choke down a lot of meat (the secret word! scream really loud, kids!). This far-beyond-its-expiration-date snack comes from a private collector in Decatur, IL.