Give someone the..

When reality is stranger than fiction, we simply have to react. This device (which is obviously designed for massaging one’s gums, I don’t even know why they felt the need to mention it) seems a little strange, but not even for the reasons you’re no doubt thinking at this moment. I mean, why did they need to make it look like a realistic finger? It would do the job (whatever that job might be) just the same. Hey, if you buy five of them, do you get a discount? Eh? Get it? Ahh, forget it.

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  1. [...] Yes, this is real, for I indeed had one myself. While most of us simply enjoyed flipping each other the extra-terrestrial bird with it, it’s obvious now that there were other possibilities unbeknownst to our fragile, innocent minds at the time. Once again, the product approval process fails spectacularly! BTW, this isn’t the first time we’ve reported on a phallic finger. [...]