Archive for April, 2010

Give someone the..

Wednesday, April 7th, 2010

When reality is stranger than fiction, we simply have to react. This device (which is obviously designed for massaging one’s gums, I don’t even know why they felt the need to mention it) seems a little strange, but not even for the reasons you’re no doubt thinking at this moment. I mean, why did they need to make it look like a realistic finger? It would do the job (whatever that job might be) just the same. Hey, if you buy five of them, do you get a discount? Eh? Get it? Ahh, forget it.

Kids Will Squeal With Delight!

Monday, April 5th, 2010

Yes, kids will squeal with delight when they see this cool camping set, complete with canteen adorned with Burt Reynolds’ gorgeous mug. Banjo sold separately, and honestly, I’d keep that knife handy, kids. This booty (oops, poor choice of words) was acquired from a private collector in Havre North, MT.

I guess you would have to specify..

Friday, April 2nd, 2010

Luckily this product specifies its purpose, lest fans of this 2003 Michael Alig biopic might be encouraged to abuse them. Not the strangest licensing venture, but it ranks near the top. This (thankfully) unopened box recently surfaced at the Antique Cottage in Escalon, CA.